February 27, 2009   1 note

I’ll take this opportunity to exploit my new nephew. 

January 17, 2009

can’t get enough of this

January 2, 2009
This makes me sad. Jessica and I were born the same year. She has 4 boys. I’m not sure I even compare. 

This makes me sad. Jessica and I were born the same year. She has 4 boys. I’m not sure I even compare. 

December 19, 2008

here is my video response

December 19, 2008

my bestie got engaged. they’re adorbs and posted this on facebook. 

December 16, 2008
not only does this woman tempt me to get cable tv for the first time in three years, she also has me tempted to move to LA so I can be paired up with one of her “millionaires.” I missed you patty!

not only does this woman tempt me to get cable tv for the first time in three years, she also has me tempted to move to LA so I can be paired up with one of her “millionaires.” I missed you patty!

November 13, 2008

please contact me

I have a really great idea for an iphone application. if someone knows how to create one, I will split the millions of dollars i’m going to make selling it.

November 5, 2008
last one…I swear. I love having a blog today!

last one…I swear. I love having a blog today!

November 5, 2008
not a super clear picture, but still shows the massive amount of people outside my window.

not a super clear picture, but still shows the massive amount of people outside my window.

November 5, 2008

this video was taken from my window. the party never stopped. at one point, the cops tried to drive through but they gave up and let it happen. the most impressive thing was there was absolutely no sign of a party this morning when i woke up. i love brooklyn. i love new york. i love america!!!